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I don't know what hurt more...

Spending 500 pounds on vaccinations, or the actual (5) shots. I might just wrestle a dog with rabies to get my money’s worth.

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May 11th

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I am going to make a pair of slippers with Freud’s face on them, and call them my Freudian slippers.

Mar 31st

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Am I the only one who basically turns everything into a burger? It doesn’t even matter what I’m cooking. The end is always the same

Mar 31st

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Mar 30th

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Mar 12th

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Feb 17th

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Feb 16th

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ourshortcentury asked: <3 <3 <3

Feb 14th

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reverendmaynard: please learn how to use “literally” because if you tell me that a boy “literally took your breath away and stole your heart” im just gonna assume he choked you to death and then sold your heart on the organ black market omg yes. I hate when people do that. The term you are looking for is ‘figuratively’… not ‘literally’ Please learn the...

Feb 13th

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Feb 13th

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I never set out to write a blog on politics...

squashed: …and I’m not sure precisely which decisions caused this to happen. Whatever those decisions were, I would encourage you not to make the same choices I did. Because tonight is the State of the Union address—which every political blogger worth his spit is live-blogging. And all I’ve got to say is: Politics are awfully stupid. Also, boring. I hear you. Being a graduate in Political...

Feb 13th

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Jan 6th

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Jan 6th

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hillaryrodham: why do boys act like they’ve committed a great humanitarian deed and single handedly solved world hunger when they say ‘i like girls with no makeup’ like congratulations would you like a nobel peace prize you fantastic feminist you

Jan 6th

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Jan 3rd

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Jan 3rd

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Dec 16th

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So last night on my second flight over..

I was really hungry. But it was pretty late so they only offered the passengers snacks and stuff. I was pretty sure they’d tell me no if I just asked them for a sandwich or something. So I told the flight attendant I was pregnant It worked

Dec 11th

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Nov 28th

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Americans will spend all day today being thankful of the things they have, only to risk their lives tmrw during Black Friday buying a bunch of stuff they don’t need. Love it.

Nov 22nd

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Nov 18th

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Nov 18th

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Nov 18th

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Nov 4th

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Aug 6th

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Aug 6th

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Jul 31st

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kittycamp: this is just so disturbing I want to do this. But with my own face. My guess is it’ll start out ok, look like shit somewhere in the middle, and get a bit better at the end.

Jul 31st

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Jul 29th

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extreme makeover: home edition

girl: i kinda like horses

ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE

Jul 24th

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“Light is meaningful only in relation to darkness, and truth presupposes error....”

– Louis Aragon, L’ armoire à glace un beau soir

Jul 22nd

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This night just keeps getting weirder

I was flipping through the channels and saw what I thought was Rocky Picture Horror Show on Canal+ hits, got excited and decided to watch. After 2-3 sec I got a confused look on my face. And soon after I hear loud moaning and I mute it in terror. Upon closer inspection it actually said Rocky Picture Whore Show and I was watching porn.

Jul 21st

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bloggers who "anonymously" submit their own...

why do you do that? It’s always so obvious too

Jul 10th

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i hate when people pour my cereal they don’t know the amount of milk i like they don’t know how much cereal i want they don’t know me they don’t know my life they don’t know what i’ve been through yes.

Jul 9th

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Sooo...

now that I’ve graduated, I guess I have to go out and get a real job? Lame. So do I have to take my lip-ring out? It’s been apart of the face for 6 years. The thought saddens me. Also do I have to go buy a “serious” outfit for interviews and stuff? I remember once in high school when a prospective employer looked at me and said “so you’re quite arty huh? Do you...

Jul 8th

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“When I was young, about eight or so, I tried making friends with God by inviting Him to my house to watch the World Series. He never showed.” Watching Basketball Diaries again because it’s kinda perf. By the way, has anyone ever thought about why the championship is called “world” series when the US is the only country participating in it? Damn USA, why you never make any sense?

Jul 6th

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I have a long to-do list today.

1. Run 2. Finish my job applications 3. Clean my neighbors car (lost a bet) 4. Wash sheets 5. Vacuum (the worst) 6. Actually that’s it. It seemed longer 7. Blog about how I don’t wanna do this stuff 8. Blog about how I did it anyway 9. Drink wine 10. A tenth thing

Jul 5th

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Jul 4th

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Anonymous asked: Do you now who Leopold Duchemin is?

Jun 26th

It’s ridiculous that celebrities can spend a year of my college tuition on like, a necklace like it’s nothing and I can’t even afford a taco. haha yes.

Jun 26th

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Jun 24th

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Jun 19th

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